Let me tell you how stupid my co workers are…
Now over the weeks, months and years I have heard some pretty dumb things come out of my co workers mouths. Usually it’s just because they didn’t think or they tend to believe that the resident theyre dealing with has it all going on up stairs.
Tuesday night I left work telling one of them that she needed to make sure one of our residents was ready to go by 8am as she had blood work to be done. She didn’t need to do anything other than hold off on breakfast.
So Miss Martha gets call before 8am yesterday morning asking her the strangest question I have ever heard. The co-worked told her that the resident said she had to rub herself in brown sugar before going for x-rays and she wanted to check with Martha first before doing so! Now first off who the fuck rubs them self in brown sugar? Secondly who in their right mind believes that one needs to before x-rays? Thirdly after you have worked where I have worked as long as she has don’t you think you’d question such a god damn stupid thing? I mean you have kids; you go about your day and seem to do fine.
I often wonder how these people survive on their own, how they remember to not stop breathing and eat everyday.

