Archive for April, 2002
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Tuesday, April 30th, 2002Tuesday This Or That 01. Which is worse: a driver riding your bumper or someone pulling out in front of you with their car? I really have no idea 02. Can you do 10 push ups? Haha Whatever. 03. Do you bathe/shower in the morning or in the evening (or at all)? It depends, if [...]
Love is a sweet way of saying “I want to sleep wit…
Tuesday, April 30th, 2002Love is a sweet way of saying “I want to sleep with you” and no one loves me. Masturbation should be a sport, a spectator sport.
The last three days have been spent taking Motrin,…
Monday, April 29th, 2002The last three days have been spent taking Motrin, sleeping and working. I’ve had a headache for three days now, I am not sure if it’s been masked by all the Motrin I’ve been gulping down. Annd I am not sure if I was so annoyed about working this weekend that I gave myself a [...]
Hey, don’t be ashamed! Some of the world’s most …
Sunday, April 28th, 2002Hey, don’t be ashamed! Some of the world’s most profound thinking has been done on the can. If you were a room in a house, what room would you be?
I’m off to work, I’ll be home late and I work pret…
Friday, April 26th, 2002I’m off to work, I’ll be home late and I work pretty much all day tomorrow and Sunday. So I’ll see you all Tuesday… Maybe. Ugh
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