I haven’t updated in days because my sister has been here. But here’s a little survey so you have something to read. : )
1. What brand of toothpaste? Crest
2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one or separate? separate
3. What Brands? Herbal Essence
4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular? mint
5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ? uh pull
6. Toilet paper: wad or fold? Wad, I guess.
7. Do you know Donald Ducks middle name? Frank?
8. Favorite color? orange
9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing? sandals
10. Apples, oranges, or bananas? Bananas
11. Lefty or righty? righty
12. Glass is half-empty or half-full? Somewhere in the middle.
13. Bleh or blah? blaaaah
14. What do you like about yourself? I’m down right wonderful
15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers? Been there, done that.
16. Do you sing in the shower? Nope
17. Do you talk to your pet? Yes
18. Do you talk to yourself? Yes
19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist? No
20. Do you know your mailman/woman’s name? uh no
21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas? no
22. Do you have 11 toes? Ten beautiful toes.
21. What is the lamest pick-up line you’ve ever used? —-
24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen? Yes
25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink? Why not..
26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny? Mickey!!
27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot? Absolutely
28. Would you ever recite poetry to a girl? Sure.
29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear? dark blue nail polish (toes) Clear on my nails.. and a dark brown lipstick? hehe
31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day? I’d skip school till it was gone.
32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay? Sometimes -
33. How do you take mascara off? With a washcloth?
34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on? Depends on if she was wearing clothes too.
35. Would you ever wear lip-gloss? Yup
36. What’s better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum? Don’t know what they are..
37. M&Ms or Skittles? M&M’s!
38. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her? yup. I love my mom
39. Can you climb a tree? I think.
40. What is 1 + 1 ? 5678
41. What is your favorite holiday? Easter Bunny Day.
42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman. Dennis.
43. How old are you? 24
44. How old do you WANT to be? 17
45. Where do you want to live? Somewhere else
46. Where do you want to go? Anywhere
47. Who do you want to meet? Four people and Elvis..
48. Do you like Kool-Aid? Yep -
49. Does pine-sol smell good? Yes
50. What are your favorite pizza toppings? Green peppers.
51. Do you like toast? Yes
52. Do you still carve pumpkins? If I get around to buying one.
53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa? I leave carrots for his reindeer.
54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth? Of course.
55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet? No
56. Clear or colored? colored
57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint? mint
58. Where is your hand right NOW? On the keyboard.
59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky? right ear
60. Okay or O’tay? Okay
61. French poodle or French kiss? That’s a tough one. A dog or kisses? Well uuh *kisskiss*
62. Are 2 x 4s really 2 inches by 4 inches? *blink*
63. If not, how big are they REALLY? *blink blink*
64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2? Something like that.
65. Do you know your parents’ birthdays/ages? Yes
66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages? Yes
67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29? No, she says her real age.
68. Have you ever used colored white-out? Yes, the pink stuff.
69. What do you think of Smurfette? She was sooo lucky to be the only female amongst all those males. *L*
70. What is your favorite book? Angels’ Ashes
71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound? Good, now make it happen
72. Salmon or Cod? YUCK
73. Crab or Lobster? Double YUCK.
74. What sounds better: up or down? up
75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards? sideways
76. Ok, NOW where is your hand? Still on the keyboard.
77. Describe the best day of your life. I forget, but it had nothing to do with a man.
78. Broom or mop? Broom
79. What is your favorite word? Eeeps
81. What is your full name? Ask.
82. What do you wish your name was? I wanna be a Caitlin
83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy. It’s rated XXX - can’t tell you.
84. What is the weirdest middle name you’ve ever heard? Daye
85. Are your feet the same size? Yes.
86. Cassettes or CDs? CDs.
87. Is watching “How The Grinch Stole Christmas” a tradition in your home? It was when I was little.
88. What are your Christmas traditions? A little get together Christmas Eve … … umm I dunno
89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut? tear
90. 10 more to go, are you bored? Umm, more like 410
91. Do you like onions? Yes, they belong on everything.
92. What would you name your band, if you had one? Itty Bitty Kitties.
93. Have you ever worn a dress? Yes
94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you? Yes
95. Frogs or toads? Frogs
96. Do you believe in making a wish at 11:11? Yes
97. 8 or 3? 8!
98. How long can you hula-hoop for? Not long enough
99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME? who’s Dave?
100. You made it. Do you love me now? no
101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little? Maybe?
102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for? Happiness.
103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem? Yes.
104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house? NO
105. Are you going to name your son Elvis? I doubt it, but hey.
106. If not, what? Matthew, Alexander, etc etc
107. What about your daughter? Elle?
108. Describe your most embarrassing moment. Walking into a glass window.
109. Do you read tabloids? Sometimes.
110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny? Maybe?
111. Do you like cotton candy? Yep, once in awhile.
112. Do you suffer from cramps? Sometimes/
113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling? No. haha
114. Favorite food? Italian
115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery? Move.
116. Ribbed or plain? ribbed for my pleasure
117. “Lala” or “Skittle do wup do wa”? .Lala
118. Apple pie or cherry pie? Neither
119. Pepsi or Coke? Either or..
120. Strawberry or Vanilla? Vanilla
121. Favorite movies?…
122. Favorite Actor? Nicolas Cage
123. Favorite Actress? Angelina Jolie - Meg Ryan
124. Cheerios or corn flakes? cheerios
125. Panty hose or thigh-highs? Neither if I can help it.
127. Midnight or mid-day? Midnight
130. Dry or lubricated? Lubricated
131. Fast or slow? Slow
132. Hard or soft bed? A little of both.
133. Yogurt or ice-cream? Ice-Cream!
134. Spoon or fork? Spork.
135. Are you crying right now? Not yet.
136. Fling or flick? flick
137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see? Uuuh nothing?
140. Who is at your house right now? Me, Rob and Amanda
141. Are your legs crossed right now? No, I have one leg folded up under me
142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now? No
143. Favorite song? Full of Grace.
144. Boxers or briefs? Whichever.
145.Tootsie pops or blowpops? blowpops
146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint? Big Red
147. Do you like to fish? NO
148. Is your grandpa cool? Kinda
149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories? Nope
150. Do you snore? Only if I am over-tired or sick.
151. Describe how your breath smells right now. Like umm Pepsi?
152. If you were a girl, would you rather be “Matilda” or “Alexis.” Matilda
153. Does it taste good? *wink*
154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? Lick
155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/–? Sometimes.
156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!)
157. Acting class or class act? acting class
158. Upside-down or downside-up? upside-down
159. What’s up? My foot is asleep…
160. What does “GROWL TIGER” make you think of? A frisky me?
161. What does this -> .dm,’fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of? ummm that you’re very bored and cant come up with better questions? but then again, why the hell am i answering these questions?
162. Blondes or brunettes? blondes
163. Push or pull? Pull
164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push? No.
165. Do you even read those door things? door things?
166. Do spiders scare you? VERY much so.
167. What does? Creepy crawlies and drowning.
168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby? Nope.
169. What was your first word? Dada
170. What was your first phrase? Dunno.
171. What can you not pronounce? Certain words at certain times.
172. Did you know my phone just rang? no it didnt..
173. Is your phone ringing? Nope.
174. What’s your phone number? 902 235 7458
175. Do you eat your toe-nails? Not normally.
176. Are you in drag right now? Umm, no?
177. WalMart of Kmart? Walmart!!!
178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey? Jim
179. How many REAL push-ups can you do? Maybe two.
180. How many fake push-ups can you do? Millions
181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. — Are you tired now? Not gonna happen.
182. Does your bike have 2 wheels? I don’t own a bike.. anymore.
183. Are they flat? —
184. Can you do a hand-stand? Yes, wanna see?
185. Front or back? back
186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it? 12:32pm
187. Are you on fire right now? I’m burning up.
188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it? Very good.br>
189. Sprite or 7-up? Sprite
190. Mug Rootbeer or DrPepper? Rootbeer.
191. Bambi or Thumper? Thumper.
192. Do you think Flower is hot? He’s cute.
193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you? just point me in the right direction
194. Would you lick Prince’s feet for $5? Which Prince *smirk*
195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free? Yeah
196. Umm. can you count how many questions are left? 304
197. Is your left pinky right-handed?Maybe?
198. 5+7+8-1234569%555×3=? a million
199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have? I wouldn’t but apples anyway.
200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing? Not enough.
201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia? Just like that.
202. Can you burp whenever you want? yesssm I can!
203. Will you call me? sure
204. What is the corniest pick-up line you’ve ever HEARD? I dunno.
205. When you sit are you actually standing? No.
206. Spit or swallow? I mean gum. Swallow.!
207. When it’s time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up talking to me? i stay up talking to myself
208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez? Oh she so does not..
209. How old were you when you were 12? Almost 13
210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat? Zillions.
211. On a bad? None?
212. X-Men or Power Rangers? X-Men, I guess
213. Go into a crouded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens? The men in the white jackets come get me AGAIN?
214. Do people give you money? Yes
215. Pizza or squid? Pizza
216. Love or war? Love
217. What’s your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? and why? Smell, cuz it’s a big turn on if someone smells yummy.
218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why? August 14th, 2000.
219. Shake or stir? shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your bootay, shake your bootay
220. Pen or pencil? Pen
221. On or off? off
222. Ribbit or croak? Ribbit
223. Comb or brush? Brush
224. Sitting: indian-style or on your knees. Indian style
225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe? bangs
226. How long are yours? as long as the rest of my hair
227. How long is it? I’m missing my ‘it’
228. Will you please send me your picture? sure
229. A large group of friends or a best friend? hrmm sometimes best friend sometimes large group
230. Nick or Shawn? Nick
231. Lori or Kim? Kim
232. Laurie or Lori? Lori
233. Chris or Kris? Chris
234. Who is the most perverted person you’ve ever met? *blush*
235. Why? I’m a dirty lil whore
236. Who is the dorkiest person you’ve ever met? I can’t remember her name.
237. Why? Cuz she was.
238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild? In between
239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry? A mixture of all.
240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? mad
241. Wind, water, or fire? wind
242. Earth or sky? sky
243. Iced or hot? Hot.
244. Mocha or regular? YICK!
245. Would you like fries with that? Yes please
246. Single or double? single
247. Mild or hot sauce? Mild.
248. What do you think about guns? Bad – Bad – Bad.
249. What color is your hand? Green?
250. Do you like being called nice? I do!
251. Are you right-faced? I guess.
252. If you were a frog would you eat flies? Yes, flies are yummy in my tummy
253. Do you eat flies already? yes
254. If you were a cat would you eat rats? Probably not
255. Do you have a pet rat? I did.
256. Name your pets. Fraser (cat) Sammy (cat) Kilo (guinea Pig)
257. Do you love your pets? Duuh.
258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period? Period.
259. Do you love me (question mark) I love almost everyone.
260. VHS or hi-8? DVD?
261. What is better: sand or dirt? sand
262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels? Can I get a bubble bath with bubble flying at me?
263. Are you scared of small animals? No.
264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore? Theodore. He was SO cute.
265. Leave-in or Rinse-out? Rinse out..
266. Straight, waves, or curls? Waves
267. Who is your favorite power ranger? Umm Yellow?
268. Who is your favorite smurf? Papq Smurf.
269. Who is your favorite GI Joe? GI Joe?
270. Do you love Optimus Prime? I dug his voice
271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie? I don’t remember *hangs head*
272. Did you watched Pee Wee’s Playhouse when you were little? A little.
273. Would you watch it now if it was still on? Yes
274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 15745
275. Will the world ever know? Yes!
276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out? No
277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl? ROO!!
278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets? Cartoon
279. Have you ever been to Disneyland? No *sulks*
280. Have you ever been to Disneyworld? No *whines*
281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again? YES!YES!YES!
282. Have you ever been out of the country? Yes
283. If so, where? The US
284. Do you like where you live? Mayve?
285. Do a cart-wheel. Was that fun? Oh Yeah.
286. Count your fingers. How many do you have? 12
287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished? 415858945447511288 times?
288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught? YES.
289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety? Tweety.
290. Is your room messy right now? Nope, My maid cleaned this morning.
291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now? 8
292. Are you sure you counted correctly? Not really.
293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail? He’s got one fine tail!
294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character? Sure.
295. What is your favorite TV show? GH
296. Who is your favorite cartoon character? Roo, Scooby Doo.
297. Who is your favorite TV character? I dunno.
298. What is your favorite awards show? American Music Awards.
299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day? No.
300. If so, for what? —
301. What was the last certificate/award you got for? uuuh
302. Are you obsessed with sports? No.
303. What is your favorite sport? None.
304. Do you watch or play that sport? —
305. What is your favorite basketball team? —
306. What is your favorite baseball team? —
307. What is your favorite hockey team? —-
308. What is your favorite football team? —
309. Favorite players? —
310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV? Car shows.
311. Do you watch golf? No
312. Who is your favorite golfer? —
313. If you said you weren’t bored before, are you now? Not really
314. What are you the King of? My house… and I’m a princess.
315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpsons? uh huh
316. What is the bartenders name? Moe
317. What is the quickie-mart’s owner’s name? Apu
318. Who is the police chief? Chief Wiggum
319. What is your school called? —
320. What grade are you in? —
321. What are your school colors? —br>
322. What is your school mascot? —
323. What clubs are you in? —
324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot? —
325. If yes, what is his/her name and what do they wear? —-
326. How many teachers do you have? —
327. What is your favorite subject?
328. Why?
329. What is your worst subject?
330. Why?
331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn’t? Went away after college
332. What do you wish you hadn’t done? This survey
333. What do you wish for? Money.
334. What are your goals? to be done with this stupid survey!
335. What do you plan to be? kdg teacher or special ed teacher
336. Are you going to college (now or future?) Nope, been there already.
337. Did middle school suck? Nooo
338. Did elementry school suck? Noooo.
339. Did you call elementary school something else? Elementary School/Little School
340. How many people go to your school? I don’t go to school..
341. How many did you wish go to your school?
342. Do you hate anyone? Yes
343. Do you love anyone? Yes
344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn’t? No
345. Do you read your horoscope? Yes
346. Do you believe in that stuff? Yes
347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup? Fuddddge.
348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what you’re thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Sure.
349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them? Nope.
350. Have you ever found someone’s wallet? Nope
351. Did you give it back?
352. What is the most money you’ve ever found at once? $50
353. Who is your favorite model? —
354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier? No
355. Do you want to be a model? Nope
356. Can you walk the runway? heck yeah
357. Have you ever pretended you could? see above
358. Are you too sexy for your clothes? heck yeah
359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time? Nope.
360. Do you read other people’s mail? *snicker*
361. Are you Curious George? I’d like to be.
362. Do you like monkeys? Yes
363. Do you look like a monkey? Yes
364. Are yawns contagious? Yes
365. Does yawning turn you on? Sometimes?
366. Do you like Alanis Morissette? Kinda, I guess
367. Do you think she is pretty? Sorta, I guess
368. Do you think she is a good singer? Maybe, I guess.
369. What type of fetishes do you have? Feet, hands, nerples and buttons.
370. Do you wear socks on in bed? No.
371. Do socks turn you on? Sure.
372. What do your weirdest socks look like? My rainbow ones with the toes.
373. Do your socks have holes in them? No!
374. Do you want a Volkswagon? Had one.
375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don’t make now? Rotary
376. Do your socks smell? Like Tide.
377. Do you smell? Maybe, a little.
378. What do you smell like? Roses/
379. Will what you smell like make me puke? I hope not.
380. What cologne do your wear?. CK - One
381. Or do you wear perfume? Yes, Pure Moment
382. Does it smell better or worse than you? better
383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be? Either.
384. Do you wish you were a woman? I am!
385. So what’s your foot doing right now? my right foot is under my right leg, and my right foot is on the board at the back of my desk.
386. Look up, what’s there? My cam, beer poster, thermostat and a calendar
387. Do you have cable? Yes.
388. Do you have extended-cable? Yes
389. Do you think the word “HyPeRnEsS” sounds cool? no, espically not with those dumb sticky caps
390. Do you have caller-ID? Yes
391. Do you have call-waiting? No
392. Do you have 2 phone lines? No
393. Do you think the phone company rips you off? Yeppers.
394. Do you like your mom? Yes
395. Do you like your dad? Yes
396. Do you like your siblings? Yes
397. Now that you’ve been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ? No.
398. Do you have to use the bathroom now? No
399. When was the last time you did? About 45 mins ago.
400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom? It’s girlie.
401. Are you the God of Kinkiness? Yes?
402. What is your bathroom’s color theme? Blue, pink, and black.
403. What room are you in now? The spare bedroom aka the computer room.
404. What color shows up there the most? Beige and beige.
405. Do you know who Keroppi is? No.
406. Do you know what Sanrio is? No
407. Can you wink with either eye? No
408. Can you roll your tongue? Yes
409. Do you have a chin-cleft? No
410. Do you like MTV? I don’t get it.
411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead? No
412. Are you double-jointed? Nope.
413. When was the last time you went to a picnic? dunno
414. Do you like parks? Kinda
415. Do you like hiking? Sorta
416. Do you like kids? Yes
417. Are you a kid? Yes
418. Do you want kids? Most days.
419. Do you want kids now? No
420. How many kids do you want? 2
421. Do you want to be a single parent? No
422. Are you going Easter egg hunting? Not right at this moment.
423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself? No.
424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised?No, but I should start.
425. Do you like your memories? most of ‘em
426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting? No.
427. If so, what? If no, start digging! No.
428. Did you know my phone just rang again? Yes, I heard it.
429. Now is yours ringing? Nope.
430. What is your favorite radio station? i dont like radio
431. Do you know what a jingle is? Yes
432. Does your radio station have one? Probably.
433. Have you memorized all their commercials? No
434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music? Dunno.
435. What kind of music do they play? Soft rock
436. Are you hungry right now? Yes.
437. Do you know of all the radiostations in your area? Nope.
438. Do you not even care? Not Really.
439. When were you the most surprised last/ever? Don’t remember
440. Why? What happened?
441. Uh oh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time? yes
442. Do you like it or hate it when people call? like it unless they annoy me
443. Are you psychic? i knew you were going to ask that!
444. Are you psycho? yes
445. Do you like Beck? yes
446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone? No
447. Do you want to be a DJ? No
448. Are you a DJ? No
449. Do you know “where it’s at?” It’s where I’m at.
450. Where do you want to be right now? Disney Land.
451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now? Yes
452. Do you like school? uuh
453. Do you bathe daily? Yeah
454. Weekly?
455. Monthly?
456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Check my mail.
457. Do you like waking up? No
458. Are you a morning person? No
459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked? Yeah
460. Do you do it yourself? Some days
461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin? No
462. Do you want to be the Unibomber junior? No.
463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny? No, He rules.
464. What about the Tooth Fairy? She’s my bitch.
465. Do you like sitting on Santa’s lap? No.
466. When was the last time you did? Ummm 14 years ago?
467. Would you sit on Santa’s lap for some silly putty? Yeeeah
468. Do you have a Ken doll? No, but I did.
469. Do you like him? Sure.
470. Do you want Barbie? I am Barbie.
471. Do you still play with GI Joes? No
472. Are transformers cool? Yes!
473. Do you love A Christmas Story? Not really
474. Is it time to slam down? Huh?
475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick? Never watched it.
476. Do you like glue? Sure
477. What is your favorite recreational sport? sex
478. Do you have a car? yes
479. What kind? 91 Sunbird
480. What kind of car do you want? Hummer ( plum)
481. Have you ever swam in the Nile River? Only in my dreams
482. Do you have a thing for alligators? No?
483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man? Cat-woman
484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog? Pet my cat.
500. Do you know what? I’m done! Yay me. and you skipped 15 questions.
and I’m sorry I didn’t let you know where I was brenny. *prays for forgiveness* and following the direction of 348, I Love You. *kisskiss*
